team pigeon macleod
frequently asked questions
HOW CAN I HELP?
CHANCES ARE YOU HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO THIS WEBSITE BY A MEMBER OF THE TEAM WHO HAS CONTACTED YOU BEGGING FOR ASSISTANCE WITH A TASK.
GISHWHES IS A SCAVENGER HUNT WHICH MEANS WE ARE OBLIGATED TO USE ALL OUR CHARMS (NEFARIOUS OR OTHERWISE) TO WHEEDLE, BEG AND ENTICE YOU INTO HELPING US WITHOUT PAYMENT (PAYING FOR HELP IS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY CHEATING AND SHOULD ONLY BE CONSIDERED UNDER EXCEPTIONAL CIRCUMSTANCES AND UNDER THE THREAT OF A SPROUT ONLY DIET FOR 6 MONTHS AS PENALTY)
WE COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT MANY INDIVIDUALS AND BUSINESSES ARE ASKED TO HELP OUT CHARITIES ON A REGULAR BASIS AND ALTHOUGH THE HUNT DOES CONTRIBUTE MASSIVELY TO RANDOM ACTS IT'S ONLY A SMALL BENEFIT OF TAKING PART.
ON A PERSONAL LEVEL BY AGREEING TO HELP, YOU ARE GIVING OUR TEAM MEMBERS A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE LOCALLY. THE TASK MAYBE SOMETHING COMPLETELY INSANE THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO LIFT SOMEONES DAY JUST BY MAKING THEM SMILE AS THEY WALK PAST OR IT COULD BE SOMETHING THAT WILL HAVE A DIRECT EFFECT BY MAKING THE DREAMS OF ONE PERSON OR FAMILY COME TRUE, IT COULD BE BOTH, IT COULD BE ANYTHING!
IF YOU CAN HELP THEN PLEASE PLEASE (INSERT PUPPY DOG EYES) CONSIDER DOING SO, TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE ONE LITTLE ACT OF INSANITY AT A TIME.
AT THE VERY LEAST YOU CAN LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF AT ASSISTING OUR TEAM MEMBER TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES PROFUSELY WHILST GAINING A UNIQUE DINING TABLE STORY WHICH WILL NO DOUBT HAVE ALL YOUR FRIENDS INVITING YOU TO DINE AT THEIR EXPENSE FOR AT LEAST A DECADE.
CAN I USE ANY OF THE ITEM IMAGES TO PROMOTE MY BUSINESS?
ABSOLUTELY! A MAJOR PERK OF HELPING US IS THAT AS SOON AS WE ARE ABLE TO RELEASE PHOTOGRAPHS AND VIDEOS THAT HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED AS PART OF THE HUNT WE CAN SEND YOU A HIGH RESOLUTION COPY TO USE TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE AN AWESOMELY AMAZING BENEFACTOR AND ALL ROUND GOOD EGG! JUST DROP US AN EMAIL AT pigeonmacleod@hotmail.com AND WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH EVERYTHING YOU REQUIRE & IF YOU ARE EXCEPTIONALLY LUCKY A KALE BOUQUET!*
*all kale bouquets will be of the digital variety & the team will not be held responsible for any accidents that may occur due to the over excitement of the recipient or any attempt to consume said bouquet either before or after the best before date
ONE OF YOUR TEAM MEMBERS JUST ASKED ME TO....(eg)LET THEM DRESS MY FERRET UP AS WINSTON CHURCHILL, SURELY THEY MUST BE HAVING ME ON!?
UM....NOPE, WE DON'T COME UP WITH THE ITEM LIST WE JUST TRY TO COMPLETE AS MANY OF THEM AS POSSIBLE NO MATTER HOW NUTS.
AFTER ALL WHO WOULD BE HAVING WHO ON WHEN THE AFOREMENTIONED FERRET OBJECTS TO THE COLOUR OF THE DIDDY WAISTCOAT BY WAY OF A TOOTH-FELT COMPLAINT?
WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH KALE ALL ABOUT?
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW!? SERIOUSLY TRY IT TOPPED WITH MANGO AND COVERED IN A BRAZILLIAN LIME DRESSING.
IT ALSO HAS MANY OTHER USES. IN 13TH CENTURY ICELAND IT WAS INCREDIBLY FASHIONABLE FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN ALIKE TO CULIVATE A KALE GOATIE BEARD AND MOUSTACHE AND IT WAS CONSIDERED EXTREMELY BADFORM TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH A BARE CHIN AND UPPER LIP.
KALE CAN, WITH THE USE OF A FEW SECRET INGREDIENTS, BE TURNED INTO PULE KALEOLIUM AN EXTREMELY PRECIOUS AND RARE METAL WHICH GRANTS THE WEARER ANY WISH THEY DESIRE. AS THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY POWERFUL ABILITY THE ANCIENT ORDER OF THE LORDS OF KALE WAS FORMED TO PROTECT THE SECRET PROCESS AND LIMIT IT'S USE. TODAY MOST HIGH STREET SHOPS FUNCTION AS A FRONT FOR ALCHEMISTS TO HIDE LABORATORIES DEDICATED TO UNCOVERING THIS SECRET.